A friend emailed this to me. You could pretty much sum up my feelings by replacing "NY" with "CA"...
Fuck the NY Bar
...and fuck the board of law examiners. These motherfuckers have nothing better to do in life than ruin the summer of 10,000 starving law school graduates every year.
Hey assholes... ever wonder why half of all law school exams are open
book? Because, lawyers don't need to memorize every fucking thing...we go to law school to learn how to LOOK THINGS UP!!!!
Fuck your stupid model answers. Fuck you and the 37 exceptions to
hearsay. Take Blackacre and shove it up your ass. Tell your intended
beneficiary to blow me. Would my foot up one of your asses constitute a material breach? If NY has such an indelible right to counsel, why do we have so many friggin' convicts? Did those guys pass your little quiz, you fucks? Oh, and by the way, thanks for the fucking typing lottery...and don't worry about all the people who didn't get in... we do not feel DIASADVANTAGED in any way by having to write out six fucking essays. Like that's really fair.
Stay out of my wingspan... I'm pissed off.
Signed,
A reasonably prudent law school graduate
* this is in or around a law library near you
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I don't understand this. But s'funny.
It's mainly for people who have been forced to learn these things in law school. Take out all the terms you don't get and insert dental terms that only you know, and you've got the gist of it.
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